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ARRRRR. I'm a harsh reviewer. Perfection is hard to come by. If you get a 10 by me, you are a god.
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YOU GOTS THE TALENTS. That was pretty cool. Nice ambience, lighting, and militaristic character designs. The backgrounds were great too. Lots of effort obviously. And those little rotoscope sequences-- unique! You dont see a lot of that on NG.
I didn't like how we were at the 2d-side-scroller view the majority of the time. Mix it up a little! You got the skill! And as for the sound..ehh...it was good, but I remember hearing most of those sfx from the early HL and CS days. And the bullet-time stuff...this is could just be me, but it seemed like there was no point to them. Like in the Matrix, you see Neo dodging the bullets and all. But in this bullets are just hitting walls and it cuts to bullet-time. And add a story!
Well I hope I didn't come off sounding pessimistic. I'm just trying to help out. Great stuff and keep up the fantastic action!!
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"HOLY CREAP I LIEK VIDO GAEM PARODEES 2!!1!11!PNWQ"
I can't really comment too much on this. I laughed. Especially since there's almost a thousand reviews. And the one's giving out highscores are WORTHLESS REVIEWS! AMAZING! Good job. You've taken advantage of the internets, sirs. And for that you all deserve medals of honor.
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Cool stuff. I'm a sap for anything TF, so this was pretty cool. Would have been better if you animated it yourself and not used video, but...whatever.
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That was funny. What more can I say? Well...lots of things. But I giggled like a little girl. Good job for that.
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Nice work there. You obviously have lived among the savages of NG, anthropologist. For that I greatly commend you! Good timing and you got your point across. The only things I would have changed were maybe take some more time on the drawings and make the story go a little further-- maybe after his submission gets blammed, have the guy jump on his bed and start crying like he just broke up with his girlfriend of 10 years. Make it dramatic because it's more hilarious.
Great work though. I'll check out your other submissions-- your site looks fun too.
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I liked it. I'll make sure to always buy lemonade from kids' stands. I always try to. Good work, though. Good short.
...but what was up with those car noises?
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Couldn't find a better one lol!
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Thanks for making this and PERHAPS making NG a more original artistic site. Couldn't have said it better myself. Nice job.
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If anime was as great and well-written as this, I wouldn't mind watching it. Fantastic work as usual.
Seriously, I enjoyed the story more than the animation. Do you hate me for that? The characters' lines had great life to them. Again, fantastic. BRAVO! ENCORE!
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What can I say? Great stuff. Great shots. Timed well. Aye plus.
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Pretty cool. Nice masking there. I did see the drawings fall of the screen of the DS for a split second, but otherwise this was entertaining. Good work.
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