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ARRRRR. I'm a harsh reviewer. Perfection is hard to come by. If you get a 10 by me, you are a god.
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I liked it. It started out bad, but once I got the hang of it, it was pretty good. You guys got skill. Hey, if you could be kind enough to respond, where did you learn to create such a game?
Author's Response:
Hi Falconer02, I did the code for this game. I've been programming for many years now, and went to University to study Computer Science. I built this game upon previous code I'd written - I try to never throw any code away, but to improve each time.
If you need to know Flash specifics, actionscript.org and flashkit.com are great places to start.
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I just thought it wasnt funny. I know you did it as a joke and whatnot, but...it wasn't funny. It wasnt good not because of the redundant "you're against jews!" reviews you seem to be getting, but I didn't like it because it was just plain boring. It was a pain to watch the same animation loops and mouth movements over and over with only one camera angle for that long of an animation. Dave and Hitler...they were just ripoffs of family guy-ish personalities it seemed what with them talking over eachother and everything...It got really boring after the first 20 seconds. You obviously have the talent to create animations, so take it another way next time...make it more unique, give your characters different personalities, and make them do more then stand in one frame and talk!...Or you don't have to. I dont care. If this helps, cool. If it does not, just disregard this.
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No you weren't supposed to laugh, you were supposed to suck my dicks. all 9 of them.
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I'm not really in the mood to critque this super-heavily, but all in all I like it. Good job. It's difficult for me to say such things, so consider yourself a good artist. Your phoneme studies and facial movements are very impressive. The only flaw that bothered me were that the characters didnt move very much-- half of the time they were in one position, or you gave them 'cardboard' tween movements. They lacked gestures, and that's what truly brings a character to life! But considering the length, I can imagine that would have taken FOREVER to do, so I can look passed it. Just fool around with it in the continuing chapter if you want. All in all, great job. Cant wait for the next one!
Author's Response:
Yeah... I was aware of the popsicle-stick rigidity of my charecters too.. if I had a team of animatiors things would have been a lot more... lively? But alas, I'm but one man. Thanks for the reivew!
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Sorry, man. No offense, but this was boring as HELL to sit back and watch. Pacing was awful. Characters were stereotypical and reminded me of those anime movies where ABSOLUTELY NOTHING happens, leaving the average viewer to BELIEVE they had just seen art, yet they actually just viewed some boring wanna-be-deep sleepathon. I'm looking at the other reviews, and I think CyberPunk has it dead on, so take view.
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YAY!
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Good job! Had me laughing. Good sequel.
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Hey, it made me laugh. That music was repetitive, yet it had me cracking up whenever it played. The only thing I'd improve on are graphics and voice overs. The voices were hard to hear (yet "You can't damn me! I am eternal!" had me cracking up) at some points because the music was too loud. And the graphics...just put a bit more time in them. Otherwise, very funny. I love this type of "WTF" humor!
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You have great potential. This peice was great. Funny too. I loved the ending. 2 things I'd work on though-- It did run a little fast. The IJ theme song (which kicks ASS) runs for awhile, so free up some space and time it better. The second thing is remember to do a fade out at the end. After the movie theater segment, it just sort of cut to the credits rather quickly. It abruptly ended. Awesome work though. Keep it up....and remember to add a whip, nazis, and a 6 shooter if you got the time!
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...nazis...:D
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That was....just....a blatant ripoff of you know who. Not even close to being messed up enough for me to be effected by it. Avoid this style like the plague if you truly want to be unique. Sorry if I sound cruel, I just don't see the art in copying Firths style.
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Hey, I LOVED the beginning. Amazing artwork. But then all of the sudden I start seeing these stereotypical light-anime faces that just dont go together at all with the surrounding technology. Then, when I'm all prepped for the first mission, I hit the ground, blow up the truck, and it ENDS. Man, you got my hopes up and then dumped them 10-fold. And you're thinking of not continuing this!? SHAME ON YOU!!!!
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