Score: 6

"It was okay..."

submission: Combat

date: September 24, 2004

Great stab to show off your early potential. It was pretty damn good compared to the other things I've seen tonight. A few things I'd do are--

Try to speak a little more fluently...I missed about 50% of what the character was saying.

Add a background or two!

Make your next movie a lot longer!

Try to do different poses of the character rather than relying on just the one side view.

Add better humor! I don't know why...but it just reminded me of some stereotypical 70's british humor bit. A well placed scream or horrid groan can do wonders!

And...Ah I think that's it. It's 2 AM here so I'm going to bed. Good work, dude. Jolly good show.

Score: 0

"That was terrible."

submission: Hostage Tribute

date: September 24, 2004

Usually I'd post an interesting review on how to improve-- but there's no reason for that. The only words of advice I can give you are "GROW UP"...

...or maybe "TAKE YOUR DADS GUN AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND PRESS THE TRIGGER". Hey, do that and I'll make a humorous Flash movie about you!

Seriously though, you are one of the key problems with the world today. Grow up and do it big time.

Score: 6

"What the hell!?"

submission: Retarded kid sports

date: September 12, 2004

Okay, I'm fully aware that A LOT of people are going to badmouth you...hell I'm going to say that was damn offensive to the mentally challenged and to the children with Downs syndrome! But aside from my respect and morals and junk, that had me cracking up. I ESPECIALLY cracked up near the end when you made that "MMCUUUUHH" noise and there were was a bunch of jibberish on screen. That made me laugh pretty hard. Seriously. And that's what counts.

...now I'm sure we're both going to hell...

Score: 7

"Good Job!"

submission: Bebop In the Public's Eye

date: May 20, 2004

Loved it! Excellent work. Your timing was flawless! Sound had two different perameters (the music sounded good, but the voices were a little scratchy...import all your sounds as mp3's to make them sound crisp or get a sound program and equalize the sound files).

Graphics weren't anything I've seen before (infact I've made a character very close to yours in the past!) but they were quality compared to many others out there. Your exhaggeration (sp?) on the characters was great, especially the movements of the lips. Wow! SOLID!

Humor was pretty good-- the same thing happened to a friend of mine at a fishing show...the room was dark and he asked the dummy what time it was...heheh.

Over all I gave this 4/5 7/10

Could use just a bit of improvement, but overall it was quality. Nice work, dude.

Score: 7

"God damn halarious"

submission: Pot Is Bad For You

date: May 15, 2004

That was great, dude. Funny as hell. I mean things like this need to be screwed up to make you laugh. Graphics sucked, but your voice(s) went well with the frames. Over all it sucked, but it was the good kind of suck! Nice work!

DON'T BLAME THIS!!!

Score: 10

"Ahhh...nostalgia..."

submission: SD-Thrust

date: May 2, 2004

It actually felt great pressing the five button for this. After viewing crap upon crap of crap in the portal tonight, this brings a joyful tear to my eye. Thanks, dude. It's people like you who make the Portal very enjoyable.

Score: 7

"LOL OMG WTF!?!11?"

submission: Gr8 Tut0RYaL

date: April 25, 2004

Excellent work! The graphics were bad, but the basic message made up for it. I know what you mean with the whole AOL disease...I myself have AIM and about half of the people I talk to type like that...and what's ever MORE scary is that they're just a few years younger than me! Scary indeed! It's a nuisance! And CS sucks! SUCKS I SAY! Damn 10 year old hackers owning my ass.

Oh, I have this 5/5. Once again, excellent work!

Score: 10

"WOWz0RZR0X0RZYEAH!"

submission: How To Draw Hands

date: April 9, 2004

Excellent work to say the least! This is the first thing I haven't given a 0 to tonight either, so I knight thee, Chris Cox. Arise and receive honor!

10/10
5/5

Score: 1

"Ugh"

submission: Troy

date: April 9, 2004

Sorry to be an ass, but I'm just critiqing it.

First off, it had LOUSY shots...nothing stood out whatsoever.

Second, DAMN it was friggin' boring! Sometimes it take a little more than a week to put together something enthralling.

Third, SOUND!? What the hell!? WHAT THE HELL!?

Sorry, dude. That wasn't too good. I simply gave you a one just because you worked for a week on it. DUST YOURSELF OFF AND TRY AGAIN!

Score: 7

"Nice!"

submission: Suburban Farm 1

date: April 5, 2004

That was actually good! I liked it a lot! The only complaints that come to mind are that the action seems a bit slow, and you really dont need blood in something like this. Also, it was a first episode, and a few of the characters in the beginning weren't introduced (I know they'll be in future episodes, but I'd take them out until they make an appearance, you know?). Otherwise, outstanding work! Love to see the next one!

4/5