Score: 7

"HA!"

submission: The Sociopath

date: July 3, 2008

I liked it. I'll make sure to always buy lemonade from kids' stands. I always try to. Good work, though. Good short.

...but what was up with those car noises?

Score: 7

"WHA!?"

submission: Robot Playtime

date: March 15, 2008

Hahahaha! I have no idea what I just watched, but strangely that's why I liked it. Quick and simple. Nice work.

(btw that youtube link does not work)

Score: 7

"Good point"

submission: Honey Smack HD

date: September 11, 2007

Though I think no child really thinks that deeply into it...I mean look at the mario bros. They're 2 communist-plumber-italian-stereotypes who eat mushrooms, dress up as raccoons, and tear down peace flags. I always enjoyed looking at stuff in this light though. Always good for a thought! Good job.

Score: 8

"I love horses. Flying horses."

submission: Flight of the Stallion

date: September 2, 2007

I liked it! Great use of visuals and the camera flowed quite well. Atmosphere was top-notch and I love the ending with the guy looking up. It shows how stories are spread! Something that bugged me was stuff like the horse head moving-- it just cuts from one frame to the next whereas when the panther growls, it's fully animated. It was a difference of two styles that didn't flow well with me I guess. That, and the music for the chase was a bit..midi-ish and lasted too long. Otherwise this was perfect. Definately worth the watch. Newgrounds needs more animation like this.

Score: 0

"666 kb....heh"

submission: Virginia Tech Shootout!

date: September 2, 2007

There was no point to this. Most people who watch starving kids in Africa change the channel because they don't want to focus on bad things and they don't have the will power to get up and do something about it-- deep down it is a bit uncaring, but it's out of laziness. So no, they don't point and laugh. Maybe you do, so you missed the point completely and ended up making a pointless and badly animated toon about a horrible thing simply to entertain the people that are doing nothing but wasting oxygen on the earth.

This may be art by definition, but it sure is sore on the eyes.

- Some random drama queen who just saw a girl get hit by a train 2 days ago.

Score: 7

"purdy cool"

submission: -Machine-Made-

date: February 26, 2007

I liked it. Mainly because I like robots a lot. Graphics looked pretty nice-- the cool little details in the machines caught my eye. The music was cool, though it sounded like it could have had better quality (export it higher!). The only problem I can really complain about was the run cycle of the robot seemed a little weak-- it could have been a bit more fluid. Anyways, good job.

LONG LIVE ROBOTS!

Score: 8

"I sorta liked it!"

submission: no valentine

date: February 16, 2007

Psh. Valentines day. What a joke. People are probably going to call you emo for this (although showing Donnie Darko was REALLY REALLY pushing it...), but they must understand that this is the problem with v-day. If you're not being a drone like the rest and buy into the idea of loving a person one day a year, you're going to be sad because you can't. Nice way of thinking and showing the world outside the box. Good work.

Score: 2

"ehhhhhh"

submission: Zelda: Majora's Mock

date: November 14, 2005

All the critical reviews summed up--

Art BAD! Sound okay. Humor needs work.

That's all I can really say without writing 10 paragraphs.

Score: 5

"Ehh...."

submission: Build a Robot 2.1

date: August 20, 2005

It was a pretty standard dress up game. That's all I can really say. Except it had ROBOTS! Which is cool....but then again...it was just a dressup game...so...make a 2d side scroller or something...WITH ROBOTS! Then I'll give you a 10!

Score: 7

"Pretty good!"

submission: End of Nightmares

date: July 1, 2005

I liked it. It started out bad, but once I got the hang of it, it was pretty good. You guys got skill. Hey, if you could be kind enough to respond, where did you learn to create such a game?